Big Cock Vacation, Part 2
Starring Noah Donovan and Sean Duran
After a miscommunication last night, I was left high and dry. But that’s okay! I met a hot black guy who I’m planning on hooking up with today.
Aaaand I’m back to black again!
Category Archives: Beards
Dirty blonde
UK Hot Jocks
Featuring Matthew Anders
A hunky flight attendant friend of mine is unexpectedly arriving in town today, so we’ve made plans to hook up this afternoon. Perfect timing to get my hands on that sweet muscle ass of his!
Aaaand we’re back around to white again…
Hey, sailor
Destroyer, Scene 1
Starring Spencer Whitman and Tegan Zayne
You guys are so sweet! I’ve already gotten two marriage proposals from people outside the United States, offering me citizenship if I need to escape my country.
It’s all very intriguing, but for now I’m staying put and getting a taste of the international by hooking up with a Middle Eastern flight attendant on his overnight from London. Dark hair, olive skin, light golden eyes. Very hot.
Which, if anyone’s counting, will make Puerto Rican, White, Black and Middle Eastern so far this month. Doing my part to celebrate diversity!
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Promoting diversity
Park Scouting
Starring Jay Alexander and Chris Harder
Yesterday was sort of like attending a funeral around here, until I got to the end of the day. Thankfully, I hooked up with this super hot black guy who made me forget about everything with his big dick and cute little butt.
I bred him a few times over the course of several hours, mixed with kissing and cuddling, until finally he had to leave for his night job. Like he said, the contrast between his small, smooth black body and my big hairy manhood was amazing.
Exactly what this country needs…
God bless America!
Cauke for FREE: Speaker Ryan Paul gets lobbied HARD by Jesse Jackman
Starring Alex Graham and Jesse Jackman
As I just told someone on Dudesnude, I expect there to be a lot of drinking and reckless sex today. Oof…
Snack cakes
Red Ass Lobster
Starring Drake Riley and Mikey Junior
It looks like we’ve got one last good day of warm sun before the temps drop too much to make tanning fun. And since my head cold is finally almost gone, I think it’s a great idea for me to get back outside and bike me up a sweat on my way to the pool.
Maybe I’ll get lucky there and find a cute little butt to snack on…
Keeping it fresh
Hard Brit Lads
Featuring Dean Monroe
Unfortunately, I woke up not feeling much better than I did yesterday, so it’s another day of sequestering myself.
It’s pretty disappointing because I had rescheduled the ripped bailer for this afternoon, and now I’m the one who’s canceling.
I’ll just have to jack it today to make sure I’m brewing a fresh load for him…