It’s almost May and conversations are turning toward Gay Days. All the Last Minute Marys are hitting the gym, desperate to get in shape before the pool parties begin, and all I can say is: Too late, girl. You should have started 6 months ago…or more.
Not trying to be a hater, but please put down your phone and at least try to use the equipment you’re making me wait for. I’ve gotta wrap up this workout and go buy me some new Speedos…one size smaller.
Off to see my bearfriend in a couple of hours, and I can’t wait! Actually, I did wait, and now I’ve got a huge set of extremely full balls that I plan on unloading in his eager mouth and all over his face.
My last day in paradise. It went by so fast! Today, the plan is fun in the sun over on Isla Mujeres, then back to Cancun to meet up with my Frenchman and a few new friends for dinner. Then drinks, and back to the hotel for some raucous fun.
Performance Review, Part 1
Starring Billy Santoro and Jake Morgan
Everyone knows I’m a loud fuck, including my neighbors. I hate to hold back! So we’ll see what kinds of looks I get from the neighbors when I move into my new place this week.
And it’s the main reason I popped wood for this video! He just won’t keep quiet…
