It’s almost May and conversations are turning toward Gay Days. All the Last Minute Marys are hitting the gym, desperate to get in shape before the pool parties begin, and all I can say is: Too late, girl. You should have started 6 months ago…or more.
Not trying to be a hater, but please put down your phone and at least try to use the equipment you’re making me wait for. I’ve gotta wrap up this workout and go buy me some new Speedos…one size smaller.
Off to see my bearfriend in a couple of hours, and I can’t wait! Actually, I did wait, and now I’ve got a huge set of extremely full balls that I plan on unloading in his eager mouth and all over his face.
I fell out of love with the wrestling singlet a long time ago, but clearly it’s time to reconsider my position. And any position I find Jake Andrews in. Damn, that kid is hot! I’m looking forward to watching him grow into a man.
