What happened?? OMG, I was so totally buried at work today that I didn’t have time to sneak off for a dirty lunch break or even make plans for tonight.
Something better happen soon because I’m ready to explode. I’m supposed to get with my bearfriend later this week, but I don’t think I can wait that long. #blueballs
Since I’ve been pursuing furry, bearded muscle men lately, this scene looks very familiar to me! You’ve got to be really confident or have an overwhelming drive to please to handle a giant man with a 9 1/2 dick coming at you.
I had a blast with my buddy at the Epcot Food and Wine Festival last night. We drank our way around the world, checking out all the hot guys and stuffing ourselves with tasty bites. It was total sensory overload!
And it’s as close as I like getting to combining food and sex…