I’ve been practicing yoga for a little over three years now, and it’s vastly improved my flexibility both outside and inside the bedroom. It’s gotten to the point where my sexual partners comment on a regular basis about the positions I can get us in, usually including something along the lines of “damn, Daddy!!”
So stay flexible, my dirty gay friends. Your body and your partners will appreciate it…
I totally scored last night at the bar. I met this incredibly hot muscle bear visiting from Atlanta who was really into me. So much so that he couldn’t wait for me to fuck him. I bred his big muscle butt under one of the staircases while his friend waited around the corner as a lookout.
I’ve never been arrested for anything, but I have been patted down by a hunky security guard at an event before. I remember getting caught checking out the big package he had stuffed in his uniform pants.
And I like to fantasize that that’s why I got the pat-down…
It’s hard to believe that it’s already April! Pool parties and naked events are back on the schedule in full force, and Gay Days is just a couple of months away. I’m so excited, I could piss myself!