Okay, Vinny is more of a saftig Tom Cruise than the top gun himself. The aviator sunglasses and celebrity lookalike quality did put some juice in my nuts, but no “straight” guy has eyebrows like that!
The real Tom Cruise:
I might have liked this scene better if Vinny had kept on his clothes and gotten blown through the fly of his boxer briefs. But then we would have missed seeing his hot, hairy butt!
Verging on too young for my tastes, Parker London and his hot ink and ginger beard gave me an instant boner in this scene from Circle Jerk Boys. (His performances have improved lately, too.)
And that meat between Ridge Michaels’ legs is nothing to sneeze at either!