After all the fun whoring I’ve been doing this past year, I’ve finally met someone I’d actually like to date and who would like to date me. But don’t worry…it turns out he lives over three hours away, so even if it works out somehow, I’ll still be getting plenty of action on the side.
To give you an idea of what this guy looks like, though, if you crossed Drake Jaden and Jake Jennings, you wouldn’t be that far off the mark. Think bald, fit, furry muscle bear with piercing blue eyes. Woof!