Upload, Part 2
Starring Derek Atlas and Jimmy Fanz
Kind of unsurprisingly, I ended up not having sex on my birthday. I had some very nice offers, but I’m at an age where I know exactly what I want. And who I wanted was not available last night.
Still, I enjoyed a fun concert in the park with friends, had a really great workout and stuffed myself at an incredible restaurant before going out for beers at my favorite dive bar…in my underwear. All-in-all, not a bad birthday.
Except that I woke up with a raging hard-on and nowhere to put it!
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