Alpha Male Fuckers
Featuring Nate Stetson and Dolf Dietrich
What is it about a mustache that makes big ol’ me weak in the knees? Sometimes I even prefer it to a full beard!
Well, let me tell you, this morning at the grocery store, firemen were walking in as I was driving out of the parking lot. One them had a big, thick ‘stache that made me crane my neck so far I about crashed my car.
A man with a mustache can do no wrong in my fantasy playbook, and a fireman to boot?? Woof.