Yesterday I featured Mitch Bennett, a hairy, all-natural bodybuilder with a hot, butch attitude. So today, of course, I have been affronted by the opposite.

“Kyle Bill” from Male Perfection [site closed] is a great example of what I don’t like when it comes to guys and muscle. Puffed up like a pastry and manscaped to within an inch of a Mexican Hairless, this poor girl is trying to delude us with her glamour shots.

Sorry, Kyle Bill. I’m just not aroused by thinking about your so-called wife’s unpaid boob job.