Badpuppy is not my first choice for porn either. Don’t get me wrong, they’ve got great shit… if you’re into that sort of thing. But everyone knows, and I do mean EVERYONE, that I love a big cock and a pair of huge, swollen balls. You just don’t find that very often on a site like BP. Enter Davey Biggz. With a “Z.” I guess they call him that to try to convince us he’s young and hip. Well, I want none of it. Call him David Biggs, and I would buy it… giant pole, ballsack and sinker. Choke me, David Biggs, choke me. < Get Dirty >
Randy Blue — Not Your Daddy’s Locker Room
A site I typically pass on, major player RandyBlue, finally put something together that would get my substantial, discriminating rocks off. Locker room scenes always remind me of the dirty action that takes place between horny men in saunas and steam rooms around the world. The smell of ripe jockstraps, dark shower stalls and sweaty dry heat always gets me hard quickly. Leo Giamani is naturally my top pick for stud of the scene. And the rest of the cast certainly convinced me that they were truly enjoying their randy man play. If only there had been a couple of non-Pretty Boys in the mix, I would have been completely satisfied. One boner up! < Get Dirty >
Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter
When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
- Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
- Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
- Are those tattoos real?
- Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]Club Inferno Dungeon — Communion Bonus Scene
Kent North steals another scene and easily takes the gold star for Hungriest Hole of the Month. His incredible bunghole stretches magnificently as he lowers himself onto the greasy, entwined fists of Josh Weston and Alex Collack. And with some kind of superhero resiliency, he snaps it back into a juicy, sweaty man purse deserving of a kiss. Seriously, this is the best post-fisting anal lip I’ve seen in a god’s age. < Get Dirty >
Men Over 30 — Poolhouse Roughhouse
I’m proud to be in the prime of life, somewhere over 30. My 20’s were fun… what I can remember of them… but being over 30 is like a masculine wet dream. In my experience, older men smell better, taste better and certainly fuck better. I’d take a self-confident older man any day of the week. In fact, I try to take a self-confident older man EVERY day of the week! < Get Dirty with Men Over 30 >
Cody Cummings — Cody’s Cummings
I don’t care what people say. Egomaniac Cody Cummings deserves his ego. He’s got a ruggedly handsome face, a killer body and a giant cock. So what if he won’t fuck guys and refuses to let anyone near his asshole. Cody getting a gay blow or even just beating his monster meat is enough to get me leaking. And if you get off on straight guys in (gay/bi/straight) action, he’s definitely worth your nickel. Stroke on, Cody. I’ll be right there alongside you. < Get Dirty >
Fetish Lad — Suitbear Aaron
Ever wonder what would happen if your boss found all that porn you hide on your office computer? Or what the hot guy in the next office over is doing when he stays after work? Ever wonder why your keyboard is a little sticky in the morning? Let’s put it this way: they found your stash. And if any of them whacking their big, red, uncut cocks at your porn looks like Aaron, get on your knees and lick those keys. < Get Dirty >