Through a weird combination of repeatedly sticking my tongue out during a performance piece and some intense cock-sucking this morning, I actually ruptured a spot on my frenulum (that piece of skin that attaches your tongue to the floor of your mouth). It’s small, but it hurts like a muthafucka!
So no cock-sucking, deep kissing or using a straw for the next 7-10 days while it heals. Boo.
Hard Drive Daddy
Starring Hugh Hunter and Ian Levine
What I like about this scene is that shit like this happens all the time. One of my friends owns a computer repair business, and I wouldn’t believe his crazy stories. So one day he invited me along on a call to prove it.
We pull in at the condo complex and there’s a guy jacking off in the window. Not even the condo we were going to! No, the one we went to had porn playing on the TV right when you walk in the front door, and the customer was wearing a loose white robe with an obvious erection. He kept letting it slip open as my friend fixed his computer. So of course we had a three-way once the job was done.
Man, I haven’t thought about that day in a while. All true!
Since I’m so tall, someone suggested I get a line tattooed on my chest and when people ask what it means, just say “you have to be at least this tall to ride this ride.”
A hilarious idea that I’m actually considering doing…except that the opposite is really true. If you’re over 6 feet tall, it’s unlikely I’m going to find you sexually attractive. There are exceptions, of course, but I love my little guys…