You know those straight guys at the gym who don’t know that what they’re doing arouses the gay guys? Not the ones who think so much of themselves that they think even gay guys want them, but the oblivious hot ones who bend over at the waist to pick up the bar. The same ones who lift up their shirts to wipe their faces or do squats like they’re sitting on a big dick?
Well, one of them at my gym (a soccer coach, I think) wore a sleeveless shirt today and it was like watching a Michelangelo sculpture exercise. Damn. I’d love to see him stripped and manhandled by me and a couple of my friends…
You know already that I’m going to complain about the over-trimming, but I only do it out of love. Or lust. I mean, wouldn’t bisexual JR look better if he grew in his chest hair and crotch? With his face, though, I expect he might go down the clean-cut gay porn route. Ugh.
JR is one of those guys who you can kind of picture what he’s going to look like in the future, and I’m liking what I see. So please, JR, book a couple of shoots that allow you to wear your hair with pride.
It’s a bit of a struggle right now to keep on track because it seems like whenever I let my focus drift, I’ve got images of hot male bodies going through my head. I feel like a horny teenager again…
Gay In Training
Starring Silas O’Hara and Jaxon Colt
I’ve been spending so much time going to yoga classes and the gym lately that I’m running out of time for sex. I mean, what’s the point of getting the best body I’ve ever had in my life if I don’t have any time left over to use it?
My neighborhood has an evening farmer’s market on Mondays that’s great for picking up local produce…and other things. So many DILF’s were there last night, good goddamn!
I’m sure it has something to do with my kind, hairy father and his scratchy beard, but there’s definitely something arousing about the stereotypical dirty old man and his mustache. Add in my underwear fetish and this guy with his dick poking out of his white briefs is too much…