I know a lot of porn stars are short, but these camera angles and the arrangement of black and white set pieces are making Paddy O’Brian and Goran look tiny. And that’s no small feat considering the amount of muscle on them and the size of Paddy O’Brian’s dick.
I’ve been signing on to Scruff a lot lately, mostly to check out which males are next door (get it??) when I go to the gym and to see if there’s anyone new in my area. Maybe it’s because I’m usually at the gym (and across the street from another gym) when I sign in that all the fit guys in the grid are still shaving upper bodies, doing anything to show off their muscles better. You can see that they’ve got a dense beard stubble and nice hairy legs, but then some ridiculously smooth chest. Argh! So frustrating!!
Hairy muscle is hot, guys. You can clipper your chest hair down, and it will still show off your rockin’ bod. Think of it as relief shading…
Men On Edge
Featuring hunky, hairy straight guy Atticus Cole in his first film appearance
I enjoyed some mind-blowing sex last night with my own hairy hunk, the kind that makes your eyes water and use the lord’s name in vain, and I want more!
Good thing he’s sleeping late in the room next door. He’s going to need that energy this afternoon…
Although I wasn’t able to make it down to Miami Beach for White Party Week, I’m looking forward to all the stories from my friends who are there. I imagine they’ll sound something like the how the above looks.
It would have been fun to go, but I’ll only be furious about skipping this year if one of them has sex with the actual Denis Vega…
A hunky young friend of mine invited me over today to celebrate an early Thanksgiving with him. He provided the delicious meal, and I provided the stuffing.
Between forkfuls of green bean casserole, he asked me to “rape” him, and for that, I was very thankful…