Although there’s no chance for me to hook up today, I do have a new realistic dildo to keep me company. Problem is, the more I use it, the more I want to use it on someone else as my DP partner. The logistics would be so much easier!
I’m heading to an unusual Super Bowl viewing party tonight. Jockstraps only in the first half, nude in the second half.
Since it’s a nudist party and not a sex party, I’m gonna need to fully unload before I go there. Otherwise, with my jockstrap fetish, I’ll be poking guys’ eyes out in the second half!
Besides the fact that Zack is an attractive, bearded, well-hung muscle stud, what boners me out about this scene is that it takes place somewhere other than the bedroom or a couch. And that there are tools everywhere.
It definitely has to do with the fact that as I boy I found dirty magazines in my father’s tool shed and would go out there to masturbate. The fact that I could get caught and the dark, oily smell of the tool shed made the experience sleazily addictive.
To this day, I still get majorly aroused whenever I’m in a room full of hand tools…
I was sexting yesterday afternoon with the cute boy who wants me to DP him with his Daddy, and he told me he’s having trouble taking a dildo and his Daddy at the same time.
I told him that there’s a difference when it’s two fleshy rods versus one and a toy, but I know that’s not completely true. I’ve seen his Daddy’s dick, and he’s almost as big as I am. Definitely a challenge.
It’s got me thinking again about that realistic dildo I was planning on buying last month but got too distracted with real live men to follow through. Sounds like it’s time to reopen that shopping cart…
Some guys just don’t know how to handle a really big dick, and probably not in the way you think.
Lots of guys see an extra large one and either want to try to swallow it whole or take it balls deep in their hole. But an inexperienced guy can actually hurt a guy with a big dick by not knowing how to throat it properly, and physically small men simply may not have the internal anatomy to comfortably take the whole schlong.
Not to fear, gentlemen! Some hung guys like me actually prefer that you focus your suction action on the head. Spend more time there and you’ll earn your reward that much faster.
Or if you just can’t take that deep fucking any longer, now you know what to do…
I think I’m going to head out toy shopping this afternoon and take my puppy with me. His expert advice could be really helpful in selecting the right things to stuff up my ass.
It must be a blue moon because I’m dying to get fucked!