Last day of my gay getaway, and it’s shaping up to be a dirty one. Hooray!
Not only am I going to the gay beach with a gay couple after brunch at a gay restaurant. Later this afternoon I’m also going to a gay pool party, then T-Dance at the big gay resort. Gay gay gay gay gay!!
Although yesterday may have been a swing and a miss, I’m fully confident that today I’ll get laid. I’ve been chatting with some hot muscle guys on Scruff, including this incredibly sexy, mature, ripped, Spanish muscle bottom who’s in town on business and totally into Daddy.
The big gay cocktail party last night was so much fun that I couldn’t tear myself away from it. In fact, I snuck a half a Vicodin a couple of hours in so I could drink longer than usual. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my hangover prevention pills with me, so today I’ve got a real banger. And the Hangover Hornies!
Still not sure what’s going on with my sex drive, but I won’t look too far into the horse’s mouth. Suffice it to say that even after banging the shit out of this incredibly hot Latino muscle guy last night and beating off this morning, I’m still wound up and ready to go!
OMG. There was an adorable little guy serving us at the restaurant last night. We all agreed he would be super-fun to toss around! But none of us got his number. What’s wrong with us??
Still, it’s given me a hankering for short men again. Like it ever left!
Tim Tales
Starring Caio Veyron and Gabriel Vanderloo
Just in time for the weekend, my STD scare is over. All tests came back negative.
Actually, it wasn’t that much of a scare. A little spot developed suddenly on my dick that happened to coincide with a moment several weeks ago when there was a remote chance that maybe I had been exposed to something. Whew! It turned out to be a fungal thing.
So I’ve creamed my spots, scrubbed myself clean, and I’m ready to get back to filling eager holes with my big dick!
This super hot muscle guy taught the arm-balancing workshop I went to this afternoon. It was hard enough trying to concentrate and hold my body in a pose mid-air without having images of this straight hunk and what he must look like naked flooding my brain!
Why do I always end up crushing on the only straight guys in the circus…