What happened?? OMG, I was so totally buried at work today that I didn’t have time to sneak off for a dirty lunch break or even make plans for tonight.
Something better happen soon because I’m ready to explode. I’m supposed to get with my bearfriend later this week, but I don’t think I can wait that long. #blueballs
I had a blast with my buddy at the Epcot Food and Wine Festival last night. We drank our way around the world, checking out all the hot guys and stuffing ourselves with tasty bites. It was total sensory overload!
And it’s as close as I like getting to combining food and sex…
Ass Blasters
Starring Dylan James and Jonah Fontana
Once you start looking there really are quite a few hot little Latinos out there. But it’s the ones with beards and chest hair who really drive me wild…
Through a weird combination of repeatedly sticking my tongue out during a performance piece and some intense cock-sucking this morning, I actually ruptured a spot on my frenulum (that piece of skin that attaches your tongue to the floor of your mouth). It’s small, but it hurts like a muthafucka!
So no cock-sucking, deep kissing or using a straw for the next 7-10 days while it heals. Boo.
Since I’m so tall, someone suggested I get a line tattooed on my chest and when people ask what it means, just say “you have to be at least this tall to ride this ride.”
A hilarious idea that I’m actually considering doing…except that the opposite is really true. If you’re over 6 feet tall, it’s unlikely I’m going to find you sexually attractive. There are exceptions, of course, but I love my little guys…