The Speedos have started pouring in from every corner of the globe as I make my final selections for Gay Days upcoming pool parties. The built-in cockrings and enhancing cups just get in the way of my junk, and a couple of the suits clearly are cut for a man with a much more substantial butt than I have.
For a brief cut fetishist like myself, it’s hard not to get hard trying them all on so I can make sure I look right both stiff and soft. Believe it or not, I occasionally will be soft once or twice that weekend. So I try to take breaks and cold showers in between fittings.
I just can’t help thinking about all the attention I’ll be getting (and giving!) while I’m out there sporting it, and all the dirty gay action that’s going to go down…
I’m feeling a little blue this morning. Get it?? Jon Shield is little…with a sexy blue tattoo…uhh, nevermind.
Actually I’m feeling pretty excited! Although I’m really not looking forward to the drive home, that was a crazy fun weekend, and I’ve got plenty to look forward to. A ton of great new music in the car and the number of a hot, smelly (woof!) muscle cub who wants me to fuck him the next time I come down.
Luckily, I have today off and am looking forward to yoga, the gym and buying tickets to a performance art festival that starts this week. And like last year, it’s going to stir up a whole lot of hot guys, both local and out-of-towners, who I wouldn’t usually have access to.
I actually didn’t go out last night after all. Didn’t have to! At the gym, I wore a hot new pair of shorts with a bareback porn company logo on it and caught the attention of a horny little stud on the elliptical. Sort of like a shorter, tatted up version of Max Schutler.
Maybe not the most hung guy in the gym, but an adorable and sensual fuck…
It’s almost May and conversations are turning toward Gay Days. All the Last Minute Marys are hitting the gym, desperate to get in shape before the pool parties begin, and all I can say is: Too late, girl. You should have started 6 months ago…or more.
Not trying to be a hater, but please put down your phone and at least try to use the equipment you’re making me wait for. I’ve gotta wrap up this workout and go buy me some new Speedos…one size smaller.
