When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Muscles
Dark Thunder — Black Muscle Worship
Where in the fuck is this gym and how do I join! If the pure, solid action of these black beefcakes won’t get you off (and it will), just listen closely to the soundtrack. That Flex-Deon’s voice while he gets his meat sucked by Soloman and when he’s pound-fucking Soloman’s big, thick ass is like mud-covered gravel I want to smear all over my body. < Get Dirty >
You Love Jack — And Jack Loves You Back
I like my bodybuilders veiny, hung and full of cum. And although YouLoveJack tends to use more of the younger, smoother, smaller guys out there, they scored big with the addition of Oscar Mann. At 22 years old, this monster piece of meat has cum a long way, and he totally gets my piggy vote for lapping up that cum like a good little boy. Of course, that’s not unusual on YLJ, where making homemade porn has never looked like more fun! < Get Dirty >
Mark Wolff — The #GiganticCock of Ted Colunga
Some cocks are unmistakable, and on a recent visit to MarkWolff.com, I couldn’t miss THIS giant, uncut, hairy pipe. I’m a longtime fan of beefy fur pile Ted Colunga. He has a hefty handful of movies under his belt, and obviously more heft under his belt than your average Joe. We’re talking so much amazingly thick cock that some of his photos have been accused of being air-brushed. I’m here to tell you, guys, it’s all real. All you have to do is watch this majorly horse-hung stud in action and you’ll have your proof. < Get Dirty >
Jock Butt — Big Roger Oils Up
I loves me some big muscle ass, and if you shove it in a jockstrap, I’m through. Where better to go, then, for huge muscle ass served up on a tight, oily platter than JockButt.com. These guys are big, big, BIG, and they’ve got some of the most amazing glutes you’ve ever seen, in or out of the gym. I think I might catch an airbrush here or there, but it’s still every one of my dirty bodybuilder / veiny masculine cravings cum true. Hey, JockButt, I’d like to put in a personal request to borrow the jockstraps at the end of each shoot. I promise to have them back to you as soon as I’ve finished… using them. < Get Dirty >
STR8 Cam — Getting me off since 2002
I’ve been watching Jeff on STR8Cam for years. He had the idea to get off on his webcam, just to be an exhibitionist and make money while he’s doing it, long before all those big names tried to do it and did it poorly. In fact, STR8Cam is one of the only webcam sites I still visit, and there are good reasons why Jeff’s been around for so long. One is that he’s polite. Another is that he’s a hot fucking stud with an incredible physique and a horny, sexy, kid-in-a-candy-store charm.
Ever since that amazing cumshot (included above), I’ve checked in on Jeff from time to time. With his huge catalog of content, you too can watch his body transform over the years both in size and hairiness, or interact with him live and watch him take direction during one of his alluring webcam shows. You won’t be disappointed. < Get Dirty >
Cazzo Films & Raging Stallion — dot cum
German purveyor of smut Cazzo Film has finally gotten a foothold in the U.S. market. Actually, they probably had one here already with over a decade of incredibly hot, hardcore titles. But now with the muscle of Raging Stallion behind it, Cazzo brings their rough fucking talents stateside in a bid that will surely get American cocks rising and horny fags flocking to Berlin (I bought my tickets already!). Stick it in your mouth, and you will agree: Schmeckt gut! < Get Dirty >