Dirty Rascals, Scene 1: Trouble In Trebesice
Featuring Tommy Defendi and Dato Foland
It’s a fun overall storyline, and you know I think Tommy Defendi can do no wrong. But I just wasn’t feeling the sex in this scene (or in any part that I’ve watched so far of this video).
It comes across to me as passionless and formulaic…
All-American Heroes
Featuring ROTC Tony
Everyone knows that even though I’m a top, I love a big dick on a guy. It’s a challenge to suck, and something to hold on to when you’re fucking him from behind.
Of course, the appearance of ROTC Tony’s oversized tool in this situation is partly due to camera angle. You can tell because his hair looks huge and ridiculous.
Oh, wait a minute…
Jalif Studio
Featuring Sergio Serrano and Yera Cruz
Ok, the sex yesterday definitely fired on all cylinders. The bondage option was on the table, but I ended up simply throwing him on his back for a good old-fashioned face-to-face fuck. Turns out he’s really into slippery situations, so my viscous spit was a great big hit. Hey, that rhymed!
It may not have been crazy wild and spicy (get it? Serrano??) like this scene, but we sure had a gay old time. After he downloaded about a quart of my semen from his ass into the porcelain throne, we poured a couple of Manhattans, enjoyed a lazy conversation in his hot tub, and finally hit the food trucks.
All-in-all, a superb, dirty gay evening. Now, if I can just find my wallet…
Lucas Entertainment
Featuring Jack Styles and Taye Knight
Yes, he’s smooth, but I’ve gotta admit I find Jack Styles super attractive.
And not just because he looks like the guy I’m fucking in a few hours…
Fisting on a Hog
Featuring Matthias von Fistenberg and Violator
I doubt there will be anything rough going down with my hookup this afternoon, but it’s smart to prime the pump, just in case…
Double Strike
Featuring Caleb Roca, Jessy Ares and Logan Moore
I knew Logan Moore was talented, but damn, brother! Those are some big cocks to be taking at the same time…
TIM Fuck
Featuring Joe Rocco and Jerry Stearns
So I was able to fit into an old sailor costume last night, meaning I went out to the big bar with the big costume contest, and although I didn’t enter, I had a blast sailing the Seven Seas.
And I woke up with a vicious hangover.
Luckily for me, I met a sexy newsie at the club who stayed in touch, despite his equally horrific hangover. I took him to lunch at a local gastropub then brought him home to fuck the hell out of him. Roll of the dice, I know. But since we had only recently eaten, his ass was still perfectly clean, just as he had planned.
So romantic…