Although yesterday may have been a swing and a miss, I’m fully confident that today I’ll get laid. I’ve been chatting with some hot muscle guys on Scruff, including this incredibly sexy, mature, ripped, Spanish muscle bottom who’s in town on business and totally into Daddy.
The big gay cocktail party last night was so much fun that I couldn’t tear myself away from it. In fact, I snuck a half a Vicodin a couple of hours in so I could drink longer than usual. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my hangover prevention pills with me, so today I’ve got a real banger. And the Hangover Hornies!
Still not sure what’s going on with my sex drive, but I won’t look too far into the horse’s mouth. Suffice it to say that even after banging the shit out of this incredibly hot Latino muscle guy last night and beating off this morning, I’m still wound up and ready to go!
OMG. There was an adorable little guy serving us at the restaurant last night. We all agreed he would be super-fun to toss around! But none of us got his number. What’s wrong with us??
Still, it’s given me a hankering for short men again. Like it ever left!
Tim Tales
Starring Caio Veyron and Gabriel Vanderloo
Just in time for the weekend, my STD scare is over. All tests came back negative.
Actually, it wasn’t that much of a scare. A little spot developed suddenly on my dick that happened to coincide with a moment several weeks ago when there was a remote chance that maybe I had been exposed to something. Whew! It turned out to be a fungal thing.
So I’ve creamed my spots, scrubbed myself clean, and I’m ready to get back to filling eager holes with my big dick!
Just got back from lunch with my puppy, and he told me all about his most recent trip to Barcelona. Apparently, he was the Star of the Bar one night as guy after guy took turns fucking and fisting him in a sling. It was an astonishing story to hear, and I felt a little concerned for his hole, but not to worry. My puppy is a pro.
Big Rig Breakdown
Starring Jaxton Wheeler and Morgan Shades
My continuing, super-high level of horniness has really become a major nuisance. Especially now that I noticed a round, red spot on my dick and have to wait 3 days for the test results.
Not only is it possible that all the wild fucking I’ve been doing has led to an STD, but now that I have to wait, it’s going to be even more annoying to be distracted by a throbbing boner all day and no one to take care of it but me.