So the fatigue I was feeling yesterday? Turns out I was coming down with the flu. It hit hard at first, like an all-over body cramp with chills and fever, and now I just feel sore and exhausted. So I’m staying home today with a hot toddy and a bunch of porn.
With my glands this swollen, ain’t no dick going down my throat…
Kind of unsurprisingly, I ended up not having sex on my birthday. I had some very nice offers, but I’m at an age where I know exactly what I want. And who I wanted was not available last night.
Still, I enjoyed a fun concert in the park with friends, had a really great workout and stuffed myself at an incredible restaurant before going out for beers at my favorite dive bar…in my underwear. All-in-all, not a bad birthday.
Except that I woke up with a raging hard-on and nowhere to put it!
It’s my birthday! I’ve had a couple of great dinners and little celebrations already, but I want more. Unfortunately, everyone I want to spend time with today is out of town or working, so maybe I’ll hire an escort. No muss, no fuss.
Bathe and Misbehave
Featuring Bennett Anthony and Jaxon Colt
Isn’t it always the way? You get cleaned up for your guy, then get so sweaty and covered in fluids fucking him that you have to go and get cleaned up again.
Or you go get Asian food together.
C’mon. You can’t smell anything through that pho fog…