Big Rig Breakdown
Starring Jaxton Wheeler and Morgan Shades
My continuing, super-high level of horniness has really become a major nuisance. Especially now that I noticed a round, red spot on my dick and have to wait 3 days for the test results.
Not only is it possible that all the wild fucking I’ve been doing has led to an STD, but now that I have to wait, it’s going to be even more annoying to be distracted by a throbbing boner all day and no one to take care of it but me.
It’s been an exhausting weekend trapping muscle bears, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything! Good thing I took today off, though. Shades pulled. Coconut water. Couch.
Doesn’t snowballing all weekend mean it’s time to hibernate?
It’s time for BBQ, apple pie and baseball, so if Coach won’t let you play, don’t let that deter you. Step into his office before the next big game and show him your ass(ets)!
I started watching this video because I was thinking that I might run into Derek Parker this weekend, but my attention quickly got diverted to Aarin Asker. Gotta say, I prefer my muscle guys to be a little more compact and tight, and no so, er, well-watered.
Still, both of these guys are absolutely smokin’ hot. I can’t wait for this weekend!
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been attending lots of skill-building exercise workshops or the fact that I’ve been spending so much time in the gym, but my fantasies really have been turning toward men in jockstraps and athletic socks lately.
I’m grateful that I respond to a much wider range of sexual stimuli as a full-grown man, but this video reminds me of simpler times, when jockstraps and underwear were almost the only thing that would get me off.
A change in my Puerto Rican puppy’s schedule has him back in town today and ready to play. And after yesterday’s romp, I’m kind of excited to switch it up.
Lucky puppy! The moon must be blue because this otter is horny for a dick in his ass…