Here’s a blast from the past… 1987, to be exact. I ran across this classic traffic-cone-up-the-ass video this morning and had to share it with our dirty gay readers.
Wonderbottom Bryce Colby is impressive to watch, but it’s the tan-lined muscle ass on Trent Reed that really pops my wood.
Nice cumface!
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Let’s face it. If this is how loan negotiations went in the real world, I would have enjoyed getting screwed on my last mortgage. Especially if a hunky blonde like Landon Conrad had been my loan officer.
What is it with hunky blondes lately that are making me so goddamn hard?!
You know there are some dirty doctors out there who fantasize about a scene like this every time they check for a hernia or give a prostate exam.
And if my doctor looked like Morgan Black, I’d let him.
Although I’m loathe to visit any adult site with the word “boy” in its title, my underwear and fuzzy olive skin fetishes made it impossible for me to turn away from compact muscle powerhouse Eddie Cambio.
All over excellent body with great pecs and ass. Ignore the acting and he’s totally doable.
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I can’t wait until Josh Long grows into a man. Even at 5’6″, with his excellent underlying body structure and amazing fur, he could really turn into a hot, masculine, gay porn star.
Long just needs to book some shoots with real men (not twinks) and improve his moves a bit more. Clearly, he’ll have no problem finding guys to help him practice…
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There’s a limit to how much a man can push his body with steroids and human growth hormone before he outgrows his natural shape, or just starts to look a little swollen and unbalanced. Seriously, cycle off.
That said, it’s still fun to watch musclemen like Jake Genesis getting their dirty gay freak on, even if it is with a smooth young guy like Jimmy Roman…