It’s my birthday, and this time every year I think about how I became the dirty gay man I am today. As I picture all my favorite dirty people and things, my love of jockstraps and men’s underwear stands out far above the rest.
I’ve decided that the root of jockstraps giving me an enormous, juicing boner is the classic Bike #10 strap. It’s the strap you could smell through an athlete’s uniform, or that I saw poking out above Coach’s waistband while he watched us shower after class.
All grown up, it’s the jock I stole from the locker room sauna, one or two carelessly left behind on the hot wood to dry, unknowingly fueling a hormone and adrenaline surge in me. I would rush to stuff it into my gym bag so I could beat off to it later in secret, only to steal another a few weeks later, and another, and another.
Holy shit! It’s time to restock! < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Tattoos
Fisting Central — No one is an Arm of One
Up for release this Wednesday is the next installment of Arm of One on FistingCentral.com. Scene three features Trey Casteel, Ricky Sinz and Mason Garet in some noisy, greasy FF action (thankfully, Ricky wears a black knit cap to cover that crazy half-punk, half-balding head of his… very distracting). The filth pours from their mouths as Mason, the abused bottom of the scene, gets a big fistful of exactly what he’s been looking for. Fuck prepping the Jeep. Mason needs his rosebud fertilized. Here’s the dirty gay preview: < Get Dirty >
Hairy Boyz — Grunt Force Trauma
You want dirty? I’ll give you dirty. Try Jake Deckard’s nasty action by himself in the woods, greasing up his hairy foxhole with thick fingers while he’s bent over a log. Or get hard to the rough nipple play and deep grunts from this grunt, as he sloppily fucks a beat-it sleeve and blows a huge chunky load. That’s military action I LIKE to see. < Get Dirty >
Jock Butt — Big Roger Oils Up
I loves me some big muscle ass, and if you shove it in a jockstrap, I’m through. Where better to go, then, for huge muscle ass served up on a tight, oily platter than JockButt.com. These guys are big, big, BIG, and they’ve got some of the most amazing glutes you’ve ever seen, in or out of the gym. I think I might catch an airbrush here or there, but it’s still every one of my dirty bodybuilder / veiny masculine cravings cum true. Hey, JockButt, I’d like to put in a personal request to borrow the jockstraps at the end of each shoot. I promise to have them back to you as soon as I’ve finished… using them. < Get Dirty >
Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter
When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
- Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
- Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
- Are those tattoos real?
- Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]Men Over 30 — Poolhouse Roughhouse
I’m proud to be in the prime of life, somewhere over 30. My 20’s were fun… what I can remember of them… but being over 30 is like a masculine wet dream. In my experience, older men smell better, taste better and certainly fuck better. I’d take a self-confident older man any day of the week. In fact, I try to take a self-confident older man EVERY day of the week! < Get Dirty with Men Over 30 >
Cody Cummings — Cody’s Cummings
I don’t care what people say. Egomaniac Cody Cummings deserves his ego. He’s got a ruggedly handsome face, a killer body and a giant cock. So what if he won’t fuck guys and refuses to let anyone near his asshole. Cody getting a gay blow or even just beating his monster meat is enough to get me leaking. And if you get off on straight guys in (gay/bi/straight) action, he’s definitely worth your nickel. Stroke on, Cody. I’ll be right there alongside you. < Get Dirty >