I’ve been practicing yoga for a little over three years now, and it’s vastly improved my flexibility both outside and inside the bedroom. It’s gotten to the point where my sexual partners comment on a regular basis about the positions I can get us in, usually including something along the lines of “damn, Daddy!!”
So stay flexible, my dirty gay friends. Your body and your partners will appreciate it…
I’ve never been arrested for anything, but I have been patted down by a hunky security guard at an event before. I remember getting caught checking out the big package he had stuffed in his uniform pants.
And I like to fantasize that that’s why I got the pat-down…