Category Archives: Uncut

Dirty Tony — Damon



Last week on DirtyTony.com we were introduced to a scruffy little fuck name Damon. To me he looked kind of strung out, and since heroin chic is so passe, I nearly thumbed to the next sticky web page.

Then I noticed Damon’s giant pendulous balls. Swinging back and forth between his legs as he whacked, these potatoes were an incredible side dish to his uncut meat. It’s like the whole package was just dragging his groin to the tile floor.

I’m convinced Damon will be one of those dirty old men you find swinging it in the shower at the gym. Howdy, son. Wanna take a ride!

< Get Dirty >

UK Naked Men — My Hot Flatmate

Pedro Andreas has been making the rounds lately, and I’m definitely not complaining. Although his acting leaves something to be desired, the same can’t be said about his fucking sex appeal. Or is that “fucking” AND “sex appeal.”

If I was Stefan Colby, I’d be rummaging through the laundry to sniff Andreas’ dirty jockstraps, too. I’ve done it before!

These are two horny flatmates who sure like to Get Dirty.

The Bulldog Pit… of Despair

As you wish!

Is it just me, or did the Bulldog Pit miss the mark on Valentine’s weekend? They’ve certainly got all the right components for a dirty gay stew: illicit toilet sex, testosterone-filled hairy hunks with an older guy or two in the mix, big uncut cocks… other-worldly back-lighting.

But somehow it just didn’t add up for me. It felt less like hot, unscripted free-for-all and more like heavy breathing for, well, the sake of breathing heaving. Little bulldog, too much pit. < Get Dirty >

Butch Dixon — Cigar Daddy


Sometimes I feel like Christian, hungry for fat cock and eager to get my ass fucked. And sometimes I’m like Oliver, the cigar smoking Daddy with a swagger and a big-knobbed piece that needs to be serviced.

Put them together and you get dynamite (or in my case, narcissism). This is classic leather Daddy sex. Awesome. < Get Dirty >