When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
Are those tattoos real?
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]
Ever wonder what would happen if your boss found all that porn you hide on your office computer? Or what the hot guy in the next office over is doing when he stays after work? Ever wonder why your keyboard is a little sticky in the morning? Let’s put it this way: they found your stash. And if any of them whacking their big, red, uncut cocks at your porn looks like Aaron, get on your knees and lick those keys. < Get Dirty >
Looking back through the archives of UKNakedMen.com, it’s clear that they were one of my favorite sites of 2008. UKNM serves up British beef by the kilo, and it’s all fuckable, suckable, tasty shit. Plus, if you’re looking for uncut meat, you’ll hit the mother lode (and blow a mother load!). Even the polished types aren’t your typical cloned stuff, and the unpolished stones are a juicy lot to behold. More, please. < Get Dirty >
I know that Roman Ragazzi is overplayed, but there’s a good reason for that. Hung, hairy and oozing sex appeal (and various fluids), this furry fuckpile is a hot mess that I just want to lap up. Last week, he made another appearance on HairyBoyz.com, packaged in leather and stuffed with uncut cock. If his scene partner had also been hairy, surely there would have been a static electricity fire. But I’ll let it slide this time. His bareness gives a nice visual relief to the REAL star and makes it easier for me to block him out and substitute myself in the scene! < Get Dirty >
Hot House Backroom’s recent release of Masterpiece is worth a download, gentlemen. Scene 3 alone features hirsute, veiny studs Ross Hurston and Nick Moretti in a three-way jockstrap fuck swap that’ll get you off in seconds. Other scenes are equally loaded with major manly beefcake and equally as hot. Like Scene 1 with tattooed hot asses Alex Collack and Johnny Gunn, a clear runner-up for best download of the week. < Get Dirty >
Sometimes all I need to get off is a simple giant cock. A big, purplish mushroom head, one I can really wrap my mouth around, with a big, thick shaft. And hairy is a plus. Whoever can turn down a long dick oozing with pre-cum is a disturbed, unhappy man. Give me extra inches any day of the week! < Get Dirty >
When does “freestyle tickling” become wrestling? And when does “wrestling” become fucking? We may wistfully remember times when there was never a distinction between the three, or we may leave it to MasterLewis to find the answer. Lewis’ stable of young jocks, including quite a few hot Asian guys, left me panting and curious for more. Not one to disappoint in the meat department, Lewis also sports a mondo uncut cock that finds its horny way into plenty of other beefy jock scenes. < Get Dirty >
