Category Archives: Uncut

Big Cock Desires — Arpad Miklos

Hungry for Hungarian

I have to say that the only thing “amateur” about BigCockDesires.com is the photography. They certainly couldn’t be talking about Arpad Miklos, the uncut, hairy Hungarian top who makes my mouth water whenever I see him. He’s far from amateur in most people’s books.

Seriously, these photos of Miklos are overexposed and out of focus… and is that a NYC skyline poster they’re using as a backdrop? I just don’t see the comedy in it, when all I want to see is Miklos’ meat and the rest of the big cock my ass desires. Still, I’ll admit there’s a sort of worn, dirty magazine quality to the pics (and models) on BCD. And with no men under 8 inches, there’s definitely something there to keep my hands busy. < Get Dirty >

Alpha Male Fuckers — Clocking in Late

Digging for buried treasure with the guys

If I was on a work detail with Carlo Cox, I don’t think I’d ever show up late… Unless, of course, it meant that I was going to get worked over by him and two other piggy muscle studs in a giant outdoor fuckfest. I take my work very seriously, and I aim to please! So what if I showed up a few minutes past the whistle. After all, I had to shave my hole, just in case.
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Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter

Take that cock, Doogie!

When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:

  • Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
  • Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
  • Are those tattoos real?
  • Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!

And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >

[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]

Fetish Lad — Suitbear Aaron

You're hired!

Ever wonder what would happen if your boss found all that porn you hide on your office computer? Or what the hot guy in the next office over is doing when he stays after work? Ever wonder why your keyboard is a little sticky in the morning? Let’s put it this way: they found your stash. And if any of them whacking their big, red, uncut cocks at your porn looks like Aaron, get on your knees and lick those keys. < Get Dirty >

UK Naked Men — Rugby Showers

Let's get soaking wet!

Looking back through the archives of UKNakedMen.com, it’s clear that they were one of my favorite sites of 2008. UKNM serves up British beef by the kilo, and it’s all fuckable, suckable, tasty shit. Plus, if you’re looking for uncut meat, you’ll hit the mother lode (and blow a mother load!). Even the polished types aren’t your typical cloned stuff, and the unpolished stones are a juicy lot to behold. More, please. < Get Dirty >

Roman Ragazzi — Beasty Fur Fucking

Holy Roman!

I know that Roman Ragazzi is overplayed, but there’s a good reason for that. Hung, hairy and oozing sex appeal (and various fluids), this furry fuckpile is a hot mess that I just want to lap up. Last week, he made another appearance on HairyBoyz.com, packaged in leather and stuffed with uncut cock. If his scene partner had also been hairy, surely there would have been a static electricity fire. But I’ll let it slide this time. His bareness gives a nice visual relief to the REAL star and makes it easier for me to block him out and substitute myself in the scene! < Get Dirty >

Hot House Backroom — Masturbate to a Master Piece

Who has the master piece?

Hot House Backroom’s recent release of Masterpiece is worth a download, gentlemen. Scene 3 alone features hirsute, veiny studs Ross Hurston and Nick Moretti in a three-way jockstrap fuck swap that’ll get you off in seconds. Other scenes are equally loaded with major manly beefcake and equally as hot. Like Scene 1 with tattooed hot asses Alex Collack and Johnny Gunn, a clear runner-up for best download of the week. < Get Dirty >