I’m heading down to Miami Beach this gorgeous afternoon for Art Basel. And while I plan on spending most of my time checking out all the crazy, amazing art, I also will be relieving my aching balls in some creative way. Preferably outdoors.
Side note to Cy Kohen: You’ve had such fun haircuts. What happened? Bring them back!
I know a lot of porn stars are short, but these camera angles and the arrangement of black and white set pieces are making Paddy O’Brian and Goran look tiny. And that’s no small feat considering the amount of muscle on them and the size of Paddy O’Brian’s dick.
Since my master bedroom has a mirror on the ceiling, I always encourage guys to check it out if they’re on their backs, and of course I steal a glance when they’re riding me. Problem is, it can be a little far for some to see their expressions clearly, especially when the room is dimly lit.
Solution? Mirrors on insides of closet doors. Open doors before sex for new, close-up angles!
That is, if your eyes aren’t rolled back inside your head…
In the age of mobile hookup sites and instant image-sharing, it’s still nice to be able to surprise a guy with the size of my cock. Sure, my dick might look closer to average when compared to my height, but did you notice that I’m towering over the door frame in that picture?
Some guys just don’t have the greatest understanding of proportion…
Instead of watching football all afternoon, why not take up a new hobby this holiday? Go down to the pool hall (which I’m sure is open right now) and find a beefy muscle bottom to play with.
It’s a great way to burn off all those extra calories…