New site AlphaMaleJerkOffs.com is trying a new spin on an old classic: solo masturbation. The site features individual male models asking you to spend 7 minutes with each of them, just enough time to hang out and bust a quick nut.
Some models are more well-known than others, but all perform up to par. And not being overloaded with superstars has its advantages. At times you can enjoy your 7 minutes with a masculine man you might have overlooked, or get to stroke it with a hot tattooed stud like Stan Ford, who oozes sex and can make you feel exactly like the dirty voyeur you are! < Get Dirty >
Randy Blue — Kevin Falk Fucks Leo Giamani
Smooth guys generally turn me off, but some men like Kevin and Leo have undeniable sex appeal. There’s a sort of eagerness you can pick up from listening to them before their shoot and looking into their eyes. It’s not animal, but it’s a strong desire for a good deep fucking and sperm swap.
The circus positions they’re put in for this scene distract from its natural dirtiness, but I’ve got to give RandyBlue its props on this one for its choice of cocks, asses and beautifully sculpted bodies. < Get Dirty >
STR8Cam — I want to suck his briefs
This is why I can’t workout at home. I’d go online to get some tips on exploding my arms and end up on STR8Cam, beating off to Jeff isolating his giant biceps, sweating through and pissing on his briefs, then shooting his sticky, hot load. I wouldn’t have any energy left for my own workout… unless whacking it counts as cardio. < Get Dirty >
Berlin Male — Large, Uncut Yule Logs
Merry Christmas, guys! To those of you who celebrate it, I hope you’re enjoying a sleighful of cheer and a sackful of goodies today. To those who don’t, I hope you at least get to celebrate a day off and a big slurpy cupful of someone else’s nog. Either way, let’s take a page from Berlin-Male’s book:
Pull off the stockings and haul out your yule log with Peto and Rubskin, two hot and horny Germans who know how to spike the wassail. You can almost feel the magic of Christmas in the twinkle of Rubskin’s eye. Cum down my chimney, Santa! < Get Dirty >
Stallion Men — BIG beef from around the globe
StallionMen, huh? Sounds an awful lot like a certain house of raging horses might have been an influence in the name choice. But who am I to complain when this stable also is loaded with built, cocky guys who make me hard. More of an international group, more of a str8 flavor.
When it comes to muscle worship, as long as he’s big and domineering enough, I’ll gladly bend over and be his footstool, urinal or whatever. For example, Panther Rain is almost too friendly in the face, but his amazing physique and monster tool cum into play. I think I’ll reserve my final judgment until after the taste test.
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Colt Studio Group — Men I want to fuck
When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >
Dirty Bird Pictures — Chad Hunt’s Endgame
Über-hung porn star Chad Hunt, known for his classic, filthy talk, not to mention his gargantuan member, is claiming to be hanging up the cum towel. His final dick flick Endgame is slated for release tomorrow and is available for pre-order on DirtyBirdPictures.com. And once you realize that top man Chad is not only giving up his career but also his ASS, any connoisseur of majorly huge cock and flip-fuck humiliation like me will surely put Endgame on their must-see list. < Get Dirty >