Yesterday I was in Miami Beach for a special nose-to-tail, swine-tasting dinner menu at Tongue & Cheek. Get your mind out of the gutter. It was an actual restaurant dinner event.
Now put your mind back in the gutter because for the brief time I was there, the eye candy was pretty outrageous. Even I, lover of hair and bear, was impressed by all the olive-skinned, ripped muscle studs like Fabio Accone bulging out everywhere.
There may not have been aerials involved, but underwear night last night sure was crazy. Must have been the new moon coming on, with everyone doing everything under cover of darkness.
Or I just like trashy bars with trashy clientele…like me!
Although my bearfriend had to shave off his beard temporarily, he’s still super sexy. On the plus side, it made for less make-out irritation and easier cum-facial cleanup. That one was one huge load.
