Big, burly men being dominated. I have to say that I do get off on it.
I’ll have to try some of these moves at the gym today. There’s a giant ginger muscle stud with huge, heavily-tattooed arms who I’d love to spank for staying on the bench press too long…
Cazzo Club
Featuring Andy Nickel and Christopher Fleur de Lis
The sights and smells of garages and workshops are so hyper-masculine that it’s hard for me not to get a boner when I walk into one. I tent my shorts every time I get an oil change and get blue balls when it’s time to change a watch battery.
It doesn’t help that my father ran his business out of an old garage when I was growing up, and it was there that I discovered a stash of porn magazines at the bottom of an old tool box.
Trust me, I know what goes on in back after the garage doors close for the night…
I know a lot of porn stars are short, but these camera angles and the arrangement of black and white set pieces are making Paddy O’Brian and Goran look tiny. And that’s no small feat considering the amount of muscle on them and the size of Paddy O’Brian’s dick.
Although I skipped out on the drunken debauchery of leather night last night (I heard it was a good one), I thoroughly enjoyed watching Hugh Jackman’s giant muscle physique and naked ass walk across the screen in the latest X-Men movie:
I think it was a fair trade, especially since I already made plans to get with my hairy muscle pup this afternoon…
Although I wasn’t able to make it down to Miami Beach for White Party Week, I’m looking forward to all the stories from my friends who are there. I imagine they’ll sound something like the how the above looks.
It would have been fun to go, but I’ll only be furious about skipping this year if one of them has sex with the actual Denis Vega…