I ended up with a present and a half for my birthday last night. A Facebook friend I’ve always wanted to fuck showed up to my party with his hunky new boyfriend, and the three of us hit it off. We ended up going back to his place where his boyfriend and I fucked the hell out of my friend’s perfect, muscular ass.
Usually I don’t like to share, but I’ve gotta admit, that was some fucking incredible sex. I think I’m finally worn out!!
This year I’m going to see a performance by a string quartet comprised of muscle bears, then throwing myself a luau at one of the tiki bars downtown. It’s going to be a weird night full of hot, hairy guys and flaming drinks.
The holiday partying is in full swing with multiple shows around town. And since I struck out last night (gasp!!), I’m going to hit one party after another tonight until I score.
Hey, the first one’s a fundraiser, so I’m hooking up for a cause…
I went to an immunology center today to start the process of getting on PrEP, and there were some hot fucking guys in the office. I mean, patients, doctors, nurses. Candy for as far as the eye could see.
Everyone knows by now that I have an obsession with hairy Latin hole. So it’s no surprise that one of the guys I hooked up with last night (3-way!) had an amazing furry butt and delicious hairy hole, along with ripe, smelly Puerto Rican pits.
And the best part is that I could smell him in my beard the whole way home…
Best Time For Cleaning
Starring Mike Gaite and Peter Fields
What good’s masturbating all alone in your room… when you can call that cleaning service that employees all the hot guys from the local university? I swear, it’s a thing.
Don’t feel like running the risk of being reported to the police? Post an ad on Craigslist inviting voyeurs to watch you masturbate from across the street. Also a thing.
