Naked Kombat
Starring Chris Burke and Jackson Fillmore
I’m a little hungover from last night, but that’s not going to stop me. The summer pool parties have already begun at one of the straight resorts, and although I haven’t gotten lucky there yet, there’s a first time for everything.
Worse comes to worst, I can always suck myself off in my room. Yes, I got a room there. Yes, I can self-suck.