I spent the whole day today looking at all the dirty pics from IML my friends weren’t able to post on Facebook (they were all elbow-deep in someone at the time) and hearing all the dirty stories from my friends who were too busy “socializing” to take pics of their own. It was a lot to take in.
Today was a preview of what’s to come next month at Gay Days. Twunks and Daddies facing off poolside, some competing for each other and some against, at tea dance this afternoon. A few overblown egos aside, there’s fun in it for everybody.
It’s almost May and conversations are turning toward Gay Days. All the Last Minute Marys are hitting the gym, desperate to get in shape before the pool parties begin, and all I can say is: Too late, girl. You should have started 6 months ago…or more.
Not trying to be a hater, but please put down your phone and at least try to use the equipment you’re making me wait for. I’ve gotta wrap up this workout and go buy me some new Speedos…one size smaller.