I just got invited to a sex party for Christmas, so it sounds like Santa’s not the only one who’s going to be carrying around a sack of toys this holiday season.
I better get over this flu thing quick. I’m missing out!
So the fatigue I was feeling yesterday? Turns out I was coming down with the flu. It hit hard at first, like an all-over body cramp with chills and fever, and now I just feel sore and exhausted. So I’m staying home today with a hot toddy and a bunch of porn.
With my glands this swollen, ain’t no dick going down my throat…
It’s my birthday! I’ve had a couple of great dinners and little celebrations already, but I want more. Unfortunately, everyone I want to spend time with today is out of town or working, so maybe I’ll hire an escort. No muss, no fuss.
I’ve always been a fan of Adam Herst, but to be honest with you, I didn’t recognize him at first! The macho, mustachioed, blonde, jarhead version of him is pretty fucking amazing. Put him with Nick Prescott, both in cop uniforms, and this scene is blazing hot.
Earlier today my favorite flight attendant came over and about broke my dick off in his ass. The sex was so loud and rough that I’m sure my neighbors heard, and whoever was walking down the street certainly got an eyeful.