French Lads
Starring Enzo di Karina and Kallam
Hooked up with a hot guy last night who I’m spending the day with today checking out ruins and going to the beach. And what nationality did I get, you might be wondering?
French.
Obviously, I speak English. And I can get by in Spanish and German…but French? Uh-oh. And he only speaks French and a tiny bit of Spanish and English.
This is going to be a crazy communications day! Awesome!!
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¡Viva México!
Starring Alessandro Del Toro and Nick Sumer
So far so good down here. Thankfully most Spring Breakers have gone, which skews the age back up and in my favor. I’m already seeing lots of international delights I want to try, and the locals are just as varied and appealing.
So many men, so little time…
Room for Dessert
Starring Johnny Hazzard and Sean Duran
It’s food truck night at the hipster neighborhood down the street, a place that’s always swarming with hot guys. It would be a great place to pick someone up, but not for a one night stand. I mean, who wants to suck and fuck after gorging on creative, but heavy, food truck foods?
I like to be just a little hungry when I hook up with someone. It’s proven that serotonin levels drop when we’re hungry, making us more prone to aggression. Rowrf! I’ve even hooked up with guys who have gone all morning without eating just to make sure they’re squeaky clean for our pre-lunch deep fuck session.
So, hook up first, then go to the food trucks. You can find a date for later in the week over gourmet burgers and craft beers…
Hairy and Raw
Starring Bryan Knight and Scott Reynolds
I want to like Scott Reynolds in grandpa porn, I really do! But I just never seem to like the guys he’s paired with or the (lack of) chemistry between them. Sorry, Bryan, I just couldn’t get into you in this scene.
What’s up, adult industry? I want to see Scott Reynolds get fucked by, like, Morgan Black or Jake Deckard or, fuck, split gramps open with Rocco Steele!
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My straight buddy is going to be at underwear night tonight. So after spending the day brunching and visiting with family, I’ll be sending them home whilst I go on my hunt for Peter Cottontail.
Yeah, I said “whilst!!”
It’s taken a while, but I’ve gotten my buddy to the point where he’s ready to suck his first dick. Mine.
Patience pays off…
Well, well. Surprise, surprise! I took home a hot smooth muscle guy last night, and we totally clicked in the bedroom. Actually, we clicked in the living room…and the kitchen. And I even let him stay.
Very weird cuddling with a guy with no chest hair, but his big, firm muscle butt was happily thrust back into my crotch all night.
I might have to try that again sometime…
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Horse Power
Starring JD Ryder and Billy Warren
What is it about the Billy Warrens of the world that makes me want to fuck them? I’ve been seeing a bunch of them at the gym lately with their somewhat fit bodies and jacked up beards, and I just can’t look away.
It’s like I’m hypnotized by their bright red beards…