Room for Dessert
Starring Johnny Hazzard and Sean Duran
It’s food truck night at the hipster neighborhood down the street, a place that’s always swarming with hot guys. It would be a great place to pick someone up, but not for a one night stand. I mean, who wants to suck and fuck after gorging on creative, but heavy, food truck foods?
I like to be just a little hungry when I hook up with someone. It’s proven that serotonin levels drop when we’re hungry, making us more prone to aggression. Rowrf! I’ve even hooked up with guys who have gone all morning without eating just to make sure they’re squeaky clean for our pre-lunch deep fuck session.
So, hook up first, then go to the food trucks. You can find a date for later in the week over gourmet burgers and craft beers…