Fined Tuned Ass, Scene 4
Starring Armando De Armas and Chris Harder
The big gay cocktail party last night was so much fun that I couldn’t tear myself away from it. In fact, I snuck a half a Vicodin a couple of hours in so I could drink longer than usual. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my hangover prevention pills with me, so today I’ve got a real banger. And the Hangover Hornies!
Time to fire up the Scruff…
Cum Pig Men
Starring Zack Blunt and Jimmie Slater
Short week this week. Big gay cocktail party tonight, then a race through the next few days before heading to St. Pete for the weekend.
I may have missed Pride there this year (270,000 people!), but I still plan on having a dirty, gay old time. I know a few guys in that area I haven’t seen in a while who are very excited I’ll be in town, and then there’s the gay resort…
Pull up to the Bumper
Starring Dallas Steele and Flex
Still not sure what’s going on with my sex drive, but I won’t look too far into the horse’s mouth. Suffice it to say that even after banging the shit out of this incredibly hot Latino muscle guy last night and beating off this morning, I’m still wound up and ready to go!
See you at Tea Dance!!
Lucas Entertainment
Starring Pedro Andreas and Rafael Lords
OMG. There was an adorable little guy serving us at the restaurant last night. We all agreed he would be super-fun to toss around! But none of us got his number. What’s wrong with us??
Still, it’s given me a hankering for short men again. Like it ever left!
Tim Tales
Starring Caio Veyron and Gabriel Vanderloo
Just in time for the weekend, my STD scare is over. All tests came back negative.
Actually, it wasn’t that much of a scare. A little spot developed suddenly on my dick that happened to coincide with a moment several weeks ago when there was a remote chance that maybe I had been exposed to something. Whew! It turned out to be a fungal thing.
So I’ve creamed my spots, scrubbed myself clean, and I’m ready to get back to filling eager holes with my big dick!
TIM Fuck
Starring Shay Michaels and Patrick O’Connor
Just got back from lunch with my puppy, and he told me all about his most recent trip to Barcelona. Apparently, he was the Star of the Bar one night as guy after guy took turns fucking and fisting him in a sling. It was an astonishing story to hear, and I felt a little concerned for his hole, but not to worry. My puppy is a pro.
I checked.
Breed Me Raw
Starring Nicko Wilde and Luke Harrington
Some people may not think it’s romantic to take a guy from behind, but I have to disagree. Sure, I like looking a guy in the eyes and kissing him while I’m fucking him, but there’s something amazing about a man who’s willing to trust you enough to turn his back and open himself up to you. You literally get to see a whole different side of him, and what’s more romantic than spooning in as you slowly bury yourself deep inside him?
Plus, if he’s got back hair, you’ve got something to nuzzle. Or grab onto!