I know a lot of porn stars are short, but these camera angles and the arrangement of black and white set pieces are making Paddy O’Brian and Goran look tiny. And that’s no small feat considering the amount of muscle on them and the size of Paddy O’Brian’s dick.
Although I skipped out on the drunken debauchery of leather night last night (I heard it was a good one), I thoroughly enjoyed watching Hugh Jackman’s giant muscle physique and naked ass walk across the screen in the latest X-Men movie:
I think it was a fair trade, especially since I already made plans to get with my hairy muscle pup this afternoon…
Although I wasn’t able to make it down to Miami Beach for White Party Week, I’m looking forward to all the stories from my friends who are there. I imagine they’ll sound something like the how the above looks.
It would have been fun to go, but I’ll only be furious about skipping this year if one of them has sex with the actual Denis Vega…
Instead of watching football all afternoon, why not take up a new hobby this holiday? Go down to the pool hall (which I’m sure is open right now) and find a beefy muscle bottom to play with.
It’s a great way to burn off all those extra calories…