Why is it that all the guys who’ve been hitting on me lately are so clean cut? Even at the Movember beer festival I went to last night, hardly anyone was sporting facial hair, other than the free fake ‘staches being passed out. I definitely need more fur in my diet.
In the meantime, I have employed the time machine that is the Internet to return to a hairier time, mid-2012, when we saw a lot more of the Bob Hagers and Will Swaggers of the world…
I’ve been so focused on Jon Shield’s bottoming skills that I had no idea he would turn out to be such capable top. It’s kind of a problem, though. Really, both of them make better bottoms.
I’m digging the thick beard on Alessandro Del Toro. It totally adds to his beefy, macho appeal.
Now, Seb Evans. I love his dirty gay vibe and want to like his look more. Since he seems to be naturally on the smoother side of body hair, maybe a full beard would be a nice change for him. And I prefer him with a fuller head of hair.
Also, you know he loves getting fucked. C’mon. I don’t believe this “it’s too big” bullshit…
“A crowd of horny men torment and gang fuck Ray Han before dousing his face in cum.”
That would be the plan for me tonight, too, but this cold front has gotten everyone bundled up and not especially willing to drop their pants in public.
I may have to invite a few friends over instead. I’m feeling especially randy, and I know a few good bottoms who would jump at the chance at being the center of attention…
I’m a well-hung guy, but I never rely on that to carry me. I feel that Tom Long, although very sexual, is a bit too out of shape for my liking in this scene. He’s tall (as am I), but he’s not really carrying the weight very well.
That said, I like beefy men. I just like them firm. I consider Sam Bishop to be more along those lines.
Heck, I’d fuck that cubby little power bottom in a heartbeat…
