Wurst Film Club
Starring David (WFC) and Ivan Rueda
A 3-day nude art event kicks off tonight, and this year I’m determined not to miss it. I just have to remember to wear extra tight briefs to keep my junk in check.
It’s one thing to pop wood around other guys, but this one’s co-ed.
I loves me a good porn ‘stache, and I put Hugo’s squarely in that category. Not just for the ‘stache, but for the way he stands, the way he looks, the dirty sexual energy he projects…
My bearfriend’s heading out to his country house today, so I’ve decided to go and surprise him. I can’t wait to get all up in that beard and those hairy muscles of his, but I may have to wear a gag if his neighbors are home. I’m feeling especially frisky and free-spirited today.
Ok, yes. I admit it. I can’t get enough of Tommy Defendi. But can you blame me? So smoking hot to begin with, and now that he’s extra lean, it makes his big dick look even bigger.
It’s a fact! For every 30 pounds you lose, you gain an inch in penis length. It’s because when you lose weight it comes off everywhere, including the “suprapubic fat pad” at the base of your cock.
Trust me. I’ve lost 65 pounds in the last year and a half, and my dick is fucking huge!
I was just talking the other day about how I like my furry men to have a little meat on them. The flip side of that coin is that I have little or no interest in smooth guys unless they’re totally ripped. Then today all these smooth, ripped guys start swarming around at the gym.
I’ve enjoyed Brian Bonds so much in other videos lately that I thought maybe he could save the Naughty Pines series (none of which have appealed to me so far). Sadly, I was wrong. He gives a great performance, but I just didn’t feel any chemistry with his scene partner.
If you’re a fan of Jeremy Walker’s detached monster-beef style, then you’ve got another winner. I have yet to be turned on by him. Maybe if he grew in his body hair and stopped acting so cocky…