Breeder Fuckers
Starring Lucas
Coming out of a new moon and right into an extended period of Mercury Retrograde can really make for tough times. But try to look on the bright side.
You could be in a much more painful situation…
Category Archives: Straight Guys
Father knows best
His Daughter’s Boyfriend
Starring Connor Maguire and Nick Capra
My neighborhood has an evening farmer’s market on Mondays that’s great for picking up local produce…and other things. So many DILF’s were there last night, good goddamn!
My Daddy basket was overflowing…
Your Dad’s a perv!
Workin’ Men XXX
Starring Ted
I’m sure it has something to do with my kind, hairy father and his scratchy beard, but there’s definitely something arousing about the stereotypical dirty old man and his mustache. Add in my underwear fetish and this guy with his dick poking out of his white briefs is too much…
Oh, what a release it is
Bait Buddies
Starring Mike and Jake Jennings
So many hot guys at yoga this morning, and I wasn’t even in the naked class! Afterwards I met my puppy for lunch before he headed out of town on business. It was fun just to hang, but when we went back to his place for me to grab my keys and go, he had a special surprise for me.
Since he’s going to be out of town for a couple of weeks, he gave me a sweat-soaked undershirt of his to sniff while he’s away. Then he asked me when the last time was I came, shut the door, pulled down my yoga shorts and gave me a mind-blowing, chest-thumping blowjob. (The chest-thumping was all I could do to keep from howling like a wolf when he sucked me dry and scaring the hell out of his neighbors.)
After getting so revved up this morning among all the muscle studs, it was the perfect way to finally release…
Letting the monster out
Hard Brit Lads
Starring Tom Strong
I love watching stocky muscle men get off. I think it’s that moment of release when they’re the most vulnerable that turns me on the most.
Of course, I prefer them with bigger dicks, but a big load can be just as impressive…
Shoot for the stars
All-American Heroes
Starring Petty Officer Eddy and Sergeant Miles
While I know my diet helps my semen taste great, I’m still experimenting with natural ways to increase the volume of my load, other than just waiting. Although I just read that it only takes 1-2 days to completely replenish the boys after an ejaculation.
So maybe I should really be working on launch techniques…
He sees you when you’re sleeping
Randy Blue
Starring Jordan Levine and Greg Jameson
Today’s your last chance to get it on by the glow of the Christmas tree before it’s considered trashy. And if you’ve been naughty, maybe a rough, straight muscle stud like Jordan Levine will even cum down your chimney.
He’s made a hot enough Santa before…