And to continue yesterday’s flick, Sleazy Santa is back at the workshop and ready to make a dirty gay example out of the Head Elf.
Here’s part two, but remember to mute out the stupid music first!
Category Archives: European Men
Santa’s hairy elves in a faggoty fourgy
Not long ago I threw a holiday party with Sleazy Santas, Evil Elves and Raunchy Reindeer that was a huge success… although I’ll admit our party didn’t get as dirty as this one.
Here’s Part One, but first mute your volume if you hate cheesy, sped-up electronic keyboard Christmas music:
Latin power top for German power bottom
Not all the Euro Guys are as great performers as Lucio Saints and Kriss Aston, but their scene in Auditions 43 is worth it.
That’s some serious ass-pounding!
Dirty boss makes his male employees suffer him
Jean Franko is the dirty boss we all secretly hope to get at least once in our lives.
And Johnny Hazzard? Everyone knows that naughty employees need to be punished…
Taking it like a man – @JohnnyHazzard
Normally we love ridiculous plots and dialogue as much as the sex in porn movies, but in this case, skip straight to the sucking and (especially) the fucking.
You won’t want to waste tape when Johnny Hazzard mounts Goran like a hot, horny monkey, and Goran replies with his sexy, piledriver brand of pig top ass-pumping.
Rent it. There won’t be a dry crotch in the house…
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Justin Timberlake in a gay bareback sex scene?
Is it just me or does the heavily tattooed top in this scene look like a German leather version of Justin Timberlake (when he shaves his head)?
German pig Daddy:
Justin Timberlake:
Oh, Daddy…
It could happen!
Proctologists and porn stars
The dialog is a little ridiculous (and the inflated ego is a real turn-off), but the sex between Johnny Hazzard and Harley Everett is undeniably hot.
And hands-free cumshots always score bonus points!
“All part of the service…”