Did Lee Evans (the actor who played “Tucker” in There’s Something About Mary) secretly do gay porn at a younger age using the stage name Rick Bauer?
It’s like my nerd boner for Tucker summoned a dirty gay version of him!
Did Lee Evans (the actor who played “Tucker” in There’s Something About Mary) secretly do gay porn at a younger age using the stage name Rick Bauer?
It’s like my nerd boner for Tucker summoned a dirty gay version of him!
Normally I wouldn’t go this young… or small. But Glen Woods reminds me of someone I really do want to fuck:
Dominic Monaghan
(And I wouldn’t mind a roll in the hay with Triston Sanchez either!)
Is it just me or does Seth Roberts look like a young, dirty gay version of Jimmy Fallon when he’s tricking Tucker Bradley into gay locker room sex?
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The real Jimmy Fallon:
Kevin Kline’s mustachioed acting roles have always made a tent in my pants. And above is what he’d look like if he were a little more blue collar and a lot more dirty gay!
The real Kevin Kline:
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Street tramps Henry and Eddie

Starring Brandon Lewis, Kennedy Carter and Phenix Saint
There’s something about Phenix Saint in scene 4 from The Dude Show: Reality Sucks that reminds me of Ashton Kutcher with a sharp haircut, plugs and tattoos…

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R and R
Featuring Kennedy Carter and Mark Taylor
The best part about this scene for me is that Kennedy looks like a dirty gay version of Jake Gyllenhaal:
All I have to do is squint and fantasize!