In Full View, Scene 1
Featuring Topher DiMaggio and Trent Davis
‘Tis the season for beach parties, and that’s happily where I’m headed today. The only question is whether it’s going to be that kind of beach party, which is why I’m driving separately. You know, in case I need to bail.
Despite some confusion about the contents of last night’s charcuterie board, I still managed to stuff my mouth full of meat, including sausage from a bearded muscle stud I picked up at a nearby straight bar after the rest of my group had gone home…
I saw this hot, bearded muscle bear at a big gay museum party last night, but since all these people kept coming up to him that he knew, I never got a chance to insert myself directly in front of his furry face.
If I had, our night surely would have ended like this…
I was too late for my out-of-towner hookup last night, but I still hit my local hangout to toss back a few before calling it quits. Lots of horny men were out, but nothing on the menu I cared to eat.
Don’t get me wrong. I had a great time socializing, but I’m still in the mood for muscle bear. And muscle bear there was not…