In Full View, Scene 1
Featuring Topher DiMaggio and Trent Davis
‘Tis the season for beach parties, and that’s happily where I’m headed today. The only question is whether it’s going to be that kind of beach party, which is why I’m driving separately. You know, in case I need to bail.
Or stay longer…
It’s almost impossible to like every scene in a compilation, but I had trouble getting turned on by any of the scenes in Cops and Robbers: The Best of TitanMen Bad Boys.
Except Scene 2, featuring bearded superstud Dirk Jager and Victor Banda.
What can I say? In my book, Dirk Jager can do no wrong…
Not quite as hairy as I would like, but Alexx Delsey is still definitely in a special part of the boner-making department. He oozes sexual energy from start to finish, and the audio alone could almost do it for me.
One problem. That big Barbie tattoo on his neck. It’s cute and fun and all, but completely turns me off at the same time. There’s nothing sexual about visions of a pink plastic female intended as a child’s toy.
But, I’m sure he does just as well on all fours, facing away…
San Francisco Meat Packers, Part 1
Featuring Landon Conrad and Adam Wirthmore
Despite some confusion about the contents of last night’s charcuterie board, I still managed to stuff my mouth full of meat, including sausage from a bearded muscle stud I picked up at a nearby straight bar after the rest of my group had gone home…
Reality Check
Featuring Alessio Romero and Matt Stevens
I’m supposed to be meeting some friends for drinks in a couple of hours, but I have just enough time to sneak in a workout at the gym.
In the steam room, that is…
Savaged
Featuring Jessy Ares and Ricky Ares
I saw this hot, bearded muscle bear at a big gay museum party last night, but since all these people kept coming up to him that he knew, I never got a chance to insert myself directly in front of his furry face.
If I had, our night surely would have ended like this…
In Full View, Scene 2
Featuring Johnny Parker and Rogue Status
I was too late for my out-of-towner hookup last night, but I still hit my local hangout to toss back a few before calling it quits. Lots of horny men were out, but nothing on the menu I cared to eat.
Don’t get me wrong. I had a great time socializing, but I’m still in the mood for muscle bear. And muscle bear there was not…