I met this cute boy at Spandex Happy Hour yesterday who obviously wanted me to be his Daddy. And I almost took him home…until he told me he was a virgin. A 21-year-old virgin who really wanted me to be his First.
Okay. A, this is not something to ask a stranger at a dive bar, even if you’re both in just your underwear. And B, I am not about to rip apart a tight virgin hole with my big Daddy dick.
So I was masturbating this morning to videos of muscle hunks masturbating when before I know it I’m masturbating to a muscular friend of mine.
I actually said out loud, “holy shit that’s [friend’s full name].” I’ve seen him fully nude at pool parties in the past, but I’ve never seen him taking care of business before.
Not gonna lie, he was HOT. So I shot my load to him and have a great story for the next pool party…