A hitchhiker gets taken and violated in the woods by the creepy janitor…
It’s like every afternoon of my senior year in high school!
Squeal like a pig!
A hitchhiker gets taken and violated in the woods by the creepy janitor…
It’s like every afternoon of my senior year in high school!
Squeal like a pig!
I have to go a little Pretty Boy today because I have to say that Cayden Ross is looking better than ever. That body, the ink, face, everything. Can he take a bad picture?
Stick him with any monkey and I won’t care… even Chris Rockway comes across as an unremarkable tool. It’s just not fair to Cayden’s co-stars!
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Hunky, furry George Glass makes another appearance at Dirty Tony, and DGB is hard to see it.
Put him with Triston Sanchez? Hell, put him with a plunger… Doesn’t matter to me! But I’d sure love to run into him in a dark alley at Folsom. Grr-motherfuckin’-owl.
They’re both a little young, and Mason Star can be kinda shiny and ridiculous in his performances, but thanks to Adrian Long, this scene gets a boner up.
Adrian is just chopped enough, just dirty enough to grab and hold my attention as I grab and hold my dick. Now someone just needs to wipe some of that make-up off of Mason’s, well, everything!
Joe Gunn is the hot, swarthy Daddy you saw at Pride but were too chicken to get his number.
Let this be a lesson to you. Look what you could’ve had! At least for an afternoon…
Stany Falcone reminds me to be jealous of our European neighbors and all the incredible bods that emerge from their sexiest of gene pools. And come on, Picwick’s face is flat-out gorgeous.
But since we can’t just cut off one’s head and put it on the other’s body, we can at least put them together to fuck.
Off comes the easy-access jumpsuit, and we’re ready to go. Just watch that chop saw!