After a long day of cocktailing in the sun and someone trying to make me cum just by working my nipples, I have to say my brain is a little sore…and so is my chest!
I think I should take it easy today and find a group fuck I can insert myself into. That way, I can hop from guy to guy and just walk out when I’m done…
In Full View, Scene 1
Featuring Topher DiMaggio and Trent Davis
‘Tis the season for beach parties, and that’s happily where I’m headed today. The only question is whether it’s going to be that kind of beach party, which is why I’m driving separately. You know, in case I need to bail.
It’s almost impossible to like every scene in a compilation, but I had trouble getting turned on by any of the scenes in Cops and Robbers: The Best of TitanMen Bad Boys.
Except Scene 2, featuring bearded superstud Dirk Jager and Victor Banda.
What can I say? In my book, Dirk Jager can do no wrong…
Not quite as hairy as I would like, but Alexx Delsey is still definitely in a special part of the boner-making department. He oozes sexual energy from start to finish, and the audio alone could almost do it for me.
One problem. That big Barbie tattoo on his neck. It’s cute and fun and all, but completely turns me off at the same time. There’s nothing sexual about visions of a pink plastic female intended as a child’s toy.
But, I’m sure he does just as well on all fours, facing away…
Despite some confusion about the contents of last night’s charcuterie board, I still managed to stuff my mouth full of meat, including sausage from a bearded muscle stud I picked up at a nearby straight bar after the rest of my group had gone home…
I saw this hot, bearded muscle bear at a big gay museum party last night, but since all these people kept coming up to him that he knew, I never got a chance to insert myself directly in front of his furry face.
If I had, our night surely would have ended like this…